Saturday, January 26th, 2013

Babble, Celebs, Haute Press, The Industry, Touché

You Want to Be on Top? Smize, and Start Stabbing Backs!

Tyra Banks Ugly You Want to Be on Top? Smize, and Start Stabbing Backs!

What does it take to be an uber supermodel, these days? Aside from manic smizing and an inflated ego, it's important to understand what moves take ordinary modeling to extraordinary measures.

First: Have a NO friend policy, step on everyone, whatever it takes…do it. Everytime one of your peons dies, look in the mirror oh so famously and ask: Do you really want to be on top?

Second: Philanthropy, every model has a cause…saving babies in Africa, NYU scholarships that don't exist, looney girls with boyfriends that you can provide.

Third: Publicity, Publicity…Photoshop. If it ain't broke, touch it up, if it is, fix it!

Fourth: Crack, plenty of crazy crack. If you aren't smoking it, you should be. Crack. Coffee. Champagne. Cigarettes. = Model Diet

Fifth: Whore yourself into the Ivy League without an Associates, Certificate…or dare I say Bachelors. Hey! Graduate school takes less time, giving you more time to promote yourself and there are more educated people to use there.

Sixth: Find the ugliest people in the world to be on your show, as long as they don't have your beautiful resources or regimen. Ask them if they want to be you, make them compete over being you, then ephiphimise a way for only you to win and for them to fall off, forfeiting their identity, college years and likeness.

Finally: Confront the one model who was there before you about being "Mean" to you, when in all actually, she could smell your empty, vapid, sick ass a mile away DAY ONE!

How's that for a puzzle piece?

Naomi Tyra You Want to Be on Top? Smize, and Start Stabbing Backs!

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Wednesday, October 31st, 2012

Adventures in Fashion, Babble, Celebs, Lovit, Style It Up, The Industry, Touché

#Throwback!!! Fash-O-Ween Is Upon Us, Drag-it-up as your favorite Icon…Let’s Go!

Leave the plastic boots and corsets at home and forget tacky, store bought Halloween costumes this year. We get it, you just added “sexy” in front of your favorite animal or occupation or weekend hobby. Clever. How about showing a little class, as well as fashion sense, this time? This Halloween is Fash-o-ween. Many of today’s fashion industry icons are larger than life characters, instantly recognizable thanks to their unique personal style. So why not imitate your favorite fashion mogul and maybe pick up a few new pieces to add to your wardrobe after, you know, tricking or treating?

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Oh Anna. Anna, Anna. How one person takes a look and makes it work for decades, I do not know. Leave it to the editor of Vogue to find a style that transcends time and trend. The bobbed haircut, large glasses and working-girl dress is instantly recognizable all by themselves. Add a large fur coat and some classic pumps and you’re ready for the front for and Alexander Wang.

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You’d be hard pressed to find a photo of Karl Lagerfeld wearing much color. Or without a custom, high collared white shit. Because of this signature look, Mr. Lagerfeld is another perfect Halloween copycat option. It’s the perfect get-up for the fashion-conscious male,  or the boyfriend being reluctantly dragged to a couples party. Best thing here is most of the pieces the majority of men already own; black tuxedo jacket and pants, white collared shirt (sorry, Karl’s or made special for him), dress shoes. Grab some silver chains and giant pendants and not even Coco could spot the difference.

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If you’d rather glam up than be a slutty cat for Halloween, grab some self tanner and dress up as Donatella Versace. Her look is so synonymous with her brand that even her model’s look like her. Choose a bright colored dress (an homage to both Donatella’s personal style and Versace’s) and drip yourself in diamonds. If you don’t want to bleach the life out of your hair, there’s always wigs.  Just stay out of the tanning bed. Get the look without the damage.

Betsy Johnson 632x632 #Throwback!!! Fash O Ween Is Upon Us, Drag it up as your favorite Icon...Lets Go!Now if you really want to have fun and get noticed, while still showing your fashion sense, get colorful and dress as Betsey Johnson. Pairing fun, bright fabrics and prints is quintessential Betsey, and who doesn’t want to look like they’re always down for a good time? You can wear heels or flats, just make sure they’re bold. Throw on a tulle skirt and weave in a few dozen braids into your hair at the roots. Feel free to cartwheel down the runway, er, sidewalk.

ANTM #Throwback!!! Fash O Ween Is Upon Us, Drag it up as your favorite Icon...Lets Go!

If you’re going out with a group this halloween, insist on going as the crew from America’s Next Top Model. You would, of course, be Tyra, since you’re the undisputed leader of the pack. You can really pick any hair style of hers to imitate, or find your favorite look in wig form (since that IS what Tyra does, after all). Your hot guy friend with the strangely large pecs can be Jay, just get a nice pair of dark wash jeans and an tight gothic t-shirt. And unless he already has silver hair, which, you know, totally happens in nature, grab a can of sprayable hair color and make his head sparkle. Now Andre Leon Tally is a double whammy. He can run along side Anna Wintour for a Vogue couples costume, or be part of the ANTM crew. Long, black coat or poncho required, as well as a large fur hat, and a fun accessory like a cane. Make that a bejeweled cane. If your group is bigger than three, dress another guy friend up in heels and he can go as Miss Jay, or starve a few of your girlfriends for a few days and they can be your Top Model hopefuls. You can let them have some candy, but only if they nail their underwater evening gown shoot for sponsor Nokia.

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Wednesday, March 16th, 2011

Luxe Links

Luxe Links | New Lucky Brand, Zandra Rhodes Designs Giant Olympic Puppet & Playgirl Wants Anderson Cooper

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+ Correction: Tyra Banks Is Not Enrolled In The MBA Program At Harvard B-School – Racked

+ Zandra Rhodes Designs Giant Olympic Puppet – Vogue UK

+ Playgirl Will Pay You $10,000 For A Naked Picture Of Anderson Cooper – Refinery29

+ Lucky Brand Founders Launch New Brand, Civilianaire – WWD

+ On The Set Of Rihanna’s Shoot For VogueCQ

+ Saks Fifth Avenue Pulls Galliano’s Men’s Collection From Selling Floors – The Cut

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Tuesday, March 15th, 2011

Luxe Links

Luxe Links | Mia Wasikowska’s Battle With Michael Fassbender, Prabal Gurung Documents Ways To Help Japan & Tyra’s Type F Launched Today

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+ Tyra Talks About Her Current Studies At Harvard – Vogue UK

+ Uniqlo Donates $25.6 Million To Japanese Red Cross – HuffPo

+ 20 Odd Questions For Jean Touitou of A.P.C. – WSJ

+ Andre Leon Talley and Manolo Blahnik Share Their List of Must-See Movies – Elle UK

+ Prabal Gurung Documents Ways To Help Japan In His Journal – Prabal Gurung Journal

+ Tyra’s New Site Type F Launched Today – TypeF

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Monday, March 7th, 2011

Luxe Links

Luxe Links | James Franco And Agyness Deyn Make A Video, Dolce & Gabbana Dress Kylie Minogue & How To Master The Headband Braid

 Luxe Links | James Franco And Agyness Deyn Make A Video, Dolce & Gabbana Dress Kylie Minogue & How To Master The Headband Braid+ James Franco and Agyness Deyn Make A Video – Nylon

+ How To Stay Comfortable in Heels - Fashion Indie

+ Catching Up With Blake Lively In New Chanel Campaign – WWD

+ Tyra Banks To Launch New Fashion and Beauty Site, Type F on March 15 – Fashion Bomb Daily

+ How To Master The Headband Braid In A Minute – Fashion Indie

+ Penelope Cruz as Belle from Beauty and the BeastDaily Mail

+ Dolce & Gabbana Wardrobes Kylie Minogue For Her Tour – Racked

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